i cant even begin to explain how much i hate the quarian admirals

like sometimes when i’m lying in bed i think about how much i despise them

these two little kids came into the store last night being douches about which games they own when suddenly-

“do you have mass effect?”

“yeah that game sucks”

take javik to charity ball

“let’s go mingle with some primitives”

grey delisle was in all three mass effects? ? ? ?/???

????????

skreee

derpy screenshot vol. 1

i always feel bad when harbinger releases control of that little collector guy

at first he’s like, “aw hell yeah i can live my life”

and then he turns around and is like “oh”

cue the most awkward hug ever

also am sad because i didnt get an email from ashley after horizon??

“i’m the best thief in the business, not the most famous. need to watch my step to keep it that way,” says kasumi goto’s voice blasting from an advertisement showing her face in a public docking bay 

omg i was standing next to joker again waiting for him to say something and he just goes, “so… come here too often?”

THIS IS MY FIRST TIME ROMANCING GARRUS AND OH MY GOD IM SO GLAD I DID??

I CANT BELIEVE ITS BEEN TWO YEARS AND THIS GUY IS STILL TRYING TO GET A REFUND